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I wish that I was a Conservative. [1]
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Date: 2022-07-12
It would be just too damn easy.
No need to think.
No need to propose viable solutions.
The truth is unnecessary, just another option.
Just think of
Tax cuts
Small government
Always carry a bible in one hand, and a flag in the other. A copy of the Constitution safely stored in the handbag, after all you don’t actually need to read it.
All problems can be solved by either the police or the military.
To any other question, “just shout, you’re taking my freedoms away” is a respectable response.
If in doubt and caught lying, follow the John Boehner principle and “cry for your country”.
If faced with anything new, hate it. Blame socialism.
If in trouble, polish your flag pin. Blame Democrats.
I think that my main problem would be trying to keep a straight face,
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