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Date: 2022-07-11

I don't like presidents who incite violent insurrections on Twitter

I need my Daily Kos Family to help me. I need you to pull me away from Twitter, which is where I’ve been for the last two weeks. And I want to thank the wonderful people who have already sent me private messages checking up on me. You know who you are, and I love you!

I started my Twitter account just several months ago, and I’m now addicted to Twitter. My addiction has gotten so bad that I talked to my doctor about it. I asked her, “What should I do?” She replied, "Sorry, Frank. I don’t follow you.” And that is why I need your help. My doctor is useless. I asked her, “Are you even listening to me?” She looked over my shoulder at the next patient and said, “Next!”

As most of you know, I crave attention. But let’s be honest. Don’t we all want attention in some way or another? I think it’s a basic human emotion to feel loved and appreciated. And that’s why I’m addicted to Twitter. After starting my account just a short while ago, I now have over 5,000 followers. Even Martina Navratilova follows me. Holy shit! She started following me yesterday after I posted a tweet which has over 3 million views so far and almost 70,000 recs. I tweeted this: “Breaking! Sources say that Elon Musk will now acquire Truth Social and call it Qwitter.” That’s all it took.

And today, she liked my tweet where I said, “Breaking! Brett Kavanaugh has asked the federal government to provide a private escort whenever he goes out at night. Joe Biden has sent Lauren Boebert.”

I don’t know how to post a copy of my tweets here, but if anyone is on Twitter, please post the Qwitter post here. It’s my pinned tweet @TheFungi669. The replies were absolutely hilarious! Here’s a pic : www.dailykos.com/...

Anyway, I need to come back home where I belong. And I need your help. I don’t want lavish praise. I need hugs. Lots of hugs.

Thank you!

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