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Tweets of the Week July 3-9 2022 [1]
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Date: 2022-07-10
My goodness, it’s hot here in central Texas! Last night at 8:00 PM it was still 100 degrees (that’s Fahrenheit for you non-Americans, though it certainly felt like 100 Celsius). It reminds me of the time I spent living in the Mojave desert, except with humidity.
So it’s appropriate that we spend this evening perusing our weekly collection of smokin’ hot tweets, with plenty of mockery of the folks working hard to make sure that we all enjoy this kind of heat all year ‘round. There’s quite a bit of stuff about here our old friend Elongated Muskrat, who I understand is working on his latest visionary invention—an electrical device that will use a combination of air compression and refrigerant gas to blow cold air into a hot room. It will fit right in your window, and will be available by 2025 for the perfectly reasonable price of $7500 (proprietary power cord and blower fan extra, of course).
x Lots of negative nellies think America is going off the rails but tell me, could a deranged country speedrunning its way to theocratic fascism make THIS pic.twitter.com/AOS50ZvtEV — CHAOTIC NEUTRAL arrives 9/20 (@edburmila) July 3, 2022
x I saw Happy 4th trending and thought that Trump had announced his next wife — John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) July 4, 2022
x “I can no longer, in good conscience, live with this Prime Minister. Either he goes, or I do” pic.twitter.com/6kYdvZshho — Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) July 5, 2022
x Well, if he comes here tell him to wear Kevlar.
https://t.co/TY3DOy10Wx — Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) July 6, 2022
x Just passed a farm with a big “no vaccines we trust god sign” next to the sign advertising that they were selling seedless watermelons — maura quint (@behindyourback) July 6, 2022
x The instruction manual will be in the trash before he gets back to 10 Downing.
https://t.co/tbuxt85sAl — Dr. Dave Genyáhdë:h 🏳️🌈🪶 (@DaveAshelman) July 6, 2022
x Can't believe this guy ended up being bad at running a country pic.twitter.com/NXLzSNheEN — August J. Pollak (@AugustJPollak) July 6, 2022
x at this rate mans is gonna go to mars just to escape child support
https://t.co/tyOcgBGuia — nikki mccann ramírez (@NikkiMcR) July 6, 2022
x im a proud tesla employee. do i work 13 hour days? yes. is my job to keep elon from biting wires? sure. do i have to bring a bucket of decoy wires to throw him off the scent of important ones? you bet. was the guy before me impaled by a forklift? legally i cant say. nevertheless, — soul nate (@MNateShyamalan) July 6, 2022
x That did the job. No need to thank me.
https://t.co/Ds1AvAmcyP — Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) July 7, 2022
x speaking of inflation, I hear the number of secret kids Herschel Walker has went up again — CHOAM Nomsky (@samthielman) July 7, 2022
x Elon Musk’s kids should form a union — Jorts (and Jean) (@JortsTheCat) July 7, 2022
x This is hilarious. Can't he go to another state and eat? Why did he allow himself to become hungry in the first place? — THEE Ellen McGrath Smith (@breezely1462) July 8, 2022
x "Justice Kavanaugh, there are angry protestors outside the restaurant!"
"Then we must abort the meal and escape."
"Back alley?"
"Yes...Unfortunately it's the only option we've got left." — Liam Nissan™ (@theliamnissan) July 8, 2022
x “The right of white men to eat dinner in peace without being interrupted by mouthy women complaining about ‘politics’ or ‘who has access to their bodies’ was well established at the founding of this nation.” — Neil Gorsuch soon, joined by Kavanaugh. — Elie Mystal (@ElieNYC) July 8, 2022
x They can simply vote for politicians at the state level who will make laws that give them the right to go to dinner without being yelled at. We live in a democracy.
https://t.co/EdxZcMppaA — Erin Ryan (@morninggloria) July 8, 2022
x “Sharks of a feather attack together.” pic.twitter.com/oUfQY6h1Kr — PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 (@patriottakes) July 8, 2022
x who is Jenna Ellis? Asking for everyone
https://t.co/nFhGIUJf9D — Simone Biles (@Simone_Biles) July 8, 2022
x My dog ate a Scrabble set and her shit makes more sense than Lauren Boebert. — Robert Adam (@Elastic_minds) July 9, 2022
x Elon Musk should buy Truth Social for 50 Dogecoins. — The USA Singers (@TheUSASingers) July 9, 2022
x I will boo a Supreme Court Justice on a train
I will boo a Supreme Court Justice in the rain
I will boo a Supreme Court Justice in a boat
I will boo a Supreme Court Justice on a goat — Your Tiny Journalist Friend. (@thewayoftheid) July 9, 2022
x Gee, I guess undocumented workers weren’t taking all our jobs after all — 🇺🇦Flintstone in Ohio🇺🇦 (@CitizenMom47) July 9, 2022
x i DESPISE instagram accounts that post screenshots of funny tweets. you wanna see a funny tweet? come here and sift through 92,000 absolutely dogshit posts per day like the rest of us — Dan Ozzi (@danozzi) July 7, 2022
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