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You're All Invited!!! To my CONCEPTION Shower!!! [1]

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Date: 2022-06-30

I Just received an invitation in the mail: Hey everybody!! I’m in a red state so I’m havin’ a CONCEPTION Shower!! Please no registry gifts — just CASH. Lot’s o’ cash — I’ll need it for counseling in order to come to terms with forced birtherism. I’ll need it to support the child for the next 18 years, or to buy gas in order to drive to a drop off location when I birth the baby. I’ll need it for all those doctor appointments especially when something doesn’t seem to be going right and I need more lab tests. I’ll need it for bail just in case I get arrested for attempting to have a doctor save my life in the event of an ectopic pregnancy. I’ll need it in case the baby has special needs. I’ll need it for child care since I’ll have to get a few extra jobs to raise the child. Um, my list is longer but...Oops, sorry to sound like Debbie Downer. I just wanted you to come to my CONCEPTION SHOWER!!!!

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