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MAGA dumbfucks are so fucking dumb, they have no idea that the pro-slavery Confederates were the bad guys [1]

['Oliver Markus Malloy']

Date: 2024-06

Recently I wrote an article about how spectacularly stupid MAGA dumbfucks are. Turns out, they’re even dumber than I thought.

I’ve encountered hundreds of MAGA dumbfucks on social media over the years, and I’m no longer surprised that most of them have no clue that the German Nazis were far-right Christian conservative nationalists, and that MAGA Nazis and German Nazis are ideological twins.

I’m also no longer shocked that MAGA dumbfucks are so uneducated, most of them have no idea that the German Nazis were not left-wing socialists. They were right-wing capitalists, who are world famous for slaughtering anyone who supports socialism:

US Holocaust Museum

WERE THE NAZIS SOCIALISTS? NO. “Hitler allied himself with leaders of German conservative and nationalist movements, and in January 1933 German President Paul von Hindenburg appointed him chancellor. Hitler’s Third Reich had been born, and it was entirely fascist in character. Within two months Hitler achieved full dictatorial power through the Enabling Act. In April 1933 communists, socialists, democrats, and Jews were purged from the German civil service, and trade unions were outlawed the following month. That July Hitler banned all political parties other than his own, and prominent members of the German Communist Party and the Social Democratic Party were arrested and imprisoned in concentration camps.“ Encyclopedia Britannica

NAZI CONCENTRATION CAMPS “In 1933–1939, before the onset of war, most prisoners consisted of German Communists, Socialists, Social Democrats, Roma, Jehovah’s Witnesses, homosexuals, and persons accused of ‘asocial’ or socially ‘deviant’ behavior by the Germans.” Wikipedia

I figure MAGA dumbfucks can be forgiven for not knowing this stuff, because corrupt Republican politicians have been underfunding schools to create a legion of braindead pinheads. So I don’t really expect them to know anything about European history, or even to be able to find Europe on a map.

But since many Americans are obsessed with the Civil War, as if it’s the only thing that ever happened in history, you’d think even MAGA dumbfucks know at least the basics. Like which side supported slavery, and who the good guys and the bad guys were.

Nope. Most of them don’t even know that.

They don’t even know what the Civil War was about:

Lots of Americans don’t think slavery caused the civil war Washington Post Nikki Haley declines to say slavery was cause of US civil war The Guardian Students aren’t learning about slavery: A new report from the Southern Poverty Law Center finds that students in the U.S. simply aren’t learning much about the country’s history of slavery. US News & World Report U.S. students' disturbing lack of knowledge about slavery: Only 8 percent of U.S. high school seniors can identify slavery as the central cause of the Civil War. National Education Association “About 92 percent of students did not know that slavery was the war’s central cause, according to the survey.” New York Times

There really are millions of MAGA dumbfucks who have no fucking clue that the Confederates were the bad guys who supported slavery, and the Union were the good guys who wanted to abolish slavery.

And they don’t even know that the pro-slavery Confederates started the KKK.

South Carolina approves KKK’s pro-Confederate flag rally at capitol New York Post 'Still a racist nation': American bigotry on full display at KKK rally in South Carolina The Guardian

Pro-slavery Confederates = KKK = MAGA = Republicans

The reason why MAGA dumbfucks don’t know this is simple: Fox News lies to them all day every day, about everything. And they’re too dumb to know that they’re being lied to.

Fox News and corrupt Republican politicians like to confuse dumb Republican voters by pretending the KKK was founded by today’s progressive Democrats. Of course that’s complete bullshit, but MAGA dumbfucks are too dumb to see through the lies.

So let me explain it in a way even a child can understand. With simple words, short sentences, and lots of pictures:

The KKK was started by pro-slavery Confederate soldiers. Today they call themselves Republicans, not Democrats.

Fact check: Democratic Party did not found the KKK, did not start the Civil War USA Today No, the Democratic Party didn’t create the Ku Klux Klan Politifact

Who's waving pro-slavery Confederate flags today? Republicans.

Who gets upset when pro-slavery Confederate monuments get torn down by Democrats? Republicans.

Yes, it’s true, pro-slavery Confederates used to call themselves Democrats for a while, until they got upset because the Democratic party supported equality for black people.

That’s when the pro-slavery Confederates started to call themselves Republicans.

Princeton’s Ilyana Kuziemko and Yale’s Ebonya Washington use this data to argue that nearly all of the Democratic Party’s losses in the South from 1958-1980 can be explained by white voters’ racially conservative views. Princeton Economics

‘Racially conservative’ attitudes led white Southerners to leave Democratic Party Racial attitudes were the primary reason white Southerners abandoned the Democratic Party after party leaders began to advocate for civil rights legislation during the last half of the 20th century, a new study finds. The Journalist’s Resource

That’s why racist MAGA dumbfucks still run around with pro-slavery Confederate flags.

Conservatives want to hold on to the old ways, like slavery and white supremacy.

Progressives strive to make progress, by finding new, better ways of making everyone’s life better. For example by getting rid of old traditions like slavery and promoting new ideas like racial equality.

Sometimes words and their meanings change. Over time, people use different labels to describe themselves or others.

Remember when the word “gay” used to mean happy, and not homosexual?

The meaning of the words Republican and Democrat also changed over time.

A long time ago, progressives used to call themselves Republicans. Today progressives call themselves Democrats.

Lincoln was anti-slavery because he was a progressive. He didn’t like the old ways, like slavery.

If Lincoln were alive, he'd be a Democrat History News Network Lincoln would be a Democrat today, say Doris Kearns Goodwin and Tony Kushner: The Pulitzer Prize winners behind the new biopic say that the 16th president's political beliefs would see him in a different party in 2012. Hollywood Reporter When did Democrats and Republicans switch platforms, changing their political stances — and why? Live Science Donald Trump’s Republican Party is not the party of Lincoln: Republicans have embraced all that Lincoln loathed. Washington Post

MAGA are the descendants of the same “conservative” Confederate traitors who killed Lincoln, and who were pro-slavery and started the KKK.

KKK leader David Duke tweets ‘Thank God for Trump! That’s why we love him!’ Newsweek Ku Klux Klan newspaper declares support for Trump Reuters Former KKK leader endorses Trump for president again – and Tucker Carlson for Vice President The Independent

Here’s a little video that explains why Southern Baptists aka Evangelicals were pro-slavery during the Civil War, and why they’re still bat-shit crazy:

Dear MAGA dumbfucks: You are the bad guys.

You are the pro-slavery Confederates.

You are the racist KKK.

You are the racist white-supremacy pro-slavery party.

You are ideological twins of the Nazis.

MAGA = NAZI

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