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Conservative pundit discovers white crayons exist, demands answers from Crayola [1]

['Ellsworth Toohey']

Date: 2024-10-23

Our favorite stable genius, Candace Owens, has an important question for Crayola: why are there white crayons?

"My two year old daughter just came over to me with a white crayon and said 'mommy it doesn't work,'" she posted on Xitter.

"And I think it's perfectly reasonable to ask @Crayola what exactly is the point of the white crayon?"

Candace, did you know all paper isn't white?

I buy white crayons by the dozen, but am honor-bound to not disclose why.

Previously:

• Candace Owens: 'I'm not a Round Earther… science is a pagan faith'

• Candace Owens pivots to paleontology, calls dinosaurs 'absurd'

• Candace Owens says the Munchkins in The Wizard of Oz are performing a 'satanic ritual' (video)

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