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NBC Philly: Couple's passion wrecks vehicle [1]

['Jason Weisberger']

Date: 2024-08-28

NBC Philadelphia got to work putting euphemisms into play when a love-making couple mistakenly knocked their car out of gear and rolled into the Schuylkill.

NBC Philly described a couple knockin' boots in their 2020 Range Rover as "getting busy" and engaged in "romantic activities." It is reported that both participants were unharmed if unsatisfied.

Officials said the vehicle — a 2020 Range Rover — rolled into the water after it was parked along the roadway and was accidently shifted into drive by a couple that was inside the vehicle at the time. A police representative told NBC10 they believed the pair were "getting busy" when the vehicle was accidently shifted out of park and into gear. However, both individuals — who police have provided no further identifying information on — were able to escape the vehicle before it rolled into the water and they were unharmed, officials said. NBC Philadelphia

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