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Florida man didn't fool TSA with gun hidden in a raw chicken [1]

['Devin Nealy']

Date: 2022-11-10

As the gaping maw of infinity spat out the infant universe, only a solitary entity emerged fully formed. While swirling clouds of atoms slowly congealed over millennia to craft the carbon that comprises our existence, Florida Man observed the process undaunted by the glacial march of time and hostility of the void. His cold, piercing eyes gazed up from the deep crimson pool of Abel's blood as the fury subsided in Cain's heart. When the guillotine's blade sliced through the crisp air of Paris in January, the wind whistled "Florida Man." He can't be reached with reason and doesn't understand compromise. He conceived insanity and was the midwife to chaos. To know Florida Man is to lose all knowledge of yourself.

According to The Guardian, yet another poor human vessel was allegedly possessed by Florida Man when he attempted to sneak a gun through the airport by concealing it inside a raw chicken.

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