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Eastern US facing Teenage Mutant Ninja Weather [1]

['Thom Dunn']

Date: 2022-07-18

Weather is happening, folks — and across a large swath of the country, it looks a lot like a Ninja Turtle, according to the National Weather Service.

11:32am CDT #SPC Day1 Outlook Slight Risk: Across the Ozark Plateau through the Ohio River Valley https://t.co/GtEvHQ3UxE pic.twitter.com/vXolKr0Rdt — NWS Storm Prediction Center (@NWSSPC) July 17, 2022

Alas, things have been getting harder for our poor Teenage Mutant Ninja Weather.

HE LOST AN EYE 🥲 pic.twitter.com/1bGkQjsb3J — GavAttackO (@attack_gav) July 18, 2022

At press time, the Foot Clan denied that it had obtained a weather machine from Dimension X.

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