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Title                   : Security to the Bidet!
Filename                : SCUMTREK.WAD
Author                  : Arthur Young
Email Address           : [email protected]
Misc. Author Info       : Talks to the President lots - and gets
                         replies. He's 5"7', dark hair, male,
                         eyes are limpid pools of mud, spends
                         altogether too much time playing
                         around with other people's computers.

Description             : SECURITY TO THE BIDET! Jean Luc is
                         nowhere to be seen, the security team
                         was toasted hours ago and Deanna Troi
                         has a headache. Just why the Enterprise
                         is crawling with Imps and Cacodemons,
                         no-one knows. They should be aliens
                         with latex on their foreheads and noses,
                         but alas, we make do.

                         You are Ensign Wesley Crusher - your
                         mother was on planet leave when _strange_
                         things started to happen. Data got a life,
                         Lwaxana became a nun, the security team
                         came back from planetside intact, Worf
                         came out of the closet, Riker _didn't_
                         scam on some babe and Tasha Yar came back
                         from the dead ... again. Ya-know, it's the
                         little things that give it away. It's
                         gonna be a tough day.

                         Set phasers to rotisserie and report to
                         transporter room three on the double. You
                         must join your mum before _you_ get toasted
                         and the Enterprise gets a parking ticket.

                         Just look out for Q in a very special guest
                         appearance in engineering!

Additional Credits to   : Neil for his computer and the rest of his
                         flat for inspiration and the location for
                         playing ST-TNG drinking game - (rules
                         available, just email to
                         [email protected])

                         Finally, thanks to President Bill Clinton
                         (Billy the Kid to his friends) for his
                         personalised letter. Just send mail to
                         [email protected] telling him you're
                         a mate of Arthur's and he'll see ya right
                         if you want any small South American
                         countries invaded.

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* Play Information *

Episode and Level #     : E2M1 (Watch for Planetside and Bird of Prey
                               and the Liberator!!!)
Single Player           : Yes
Cooperative 2-4 Player  : Yes
Deathmatch 2-4 Player   : Yes (tested with 4 players!)
Difficulty Settings     : Not implemented - (why bother?)
New Sounds              : No (send me a SB and I'll make some)
New Graphics            : No
New Music               : No
Demos Replaced          : None

* Construction *

Base                    : New level from scratch
Build Time              : 12 hours...
Editor(s) used          : DEU 5.21, DEU 5.21gcc, BSP12x
Known Bugs              : cockroaches, wetas, dung beatles, earwigs
                         rhinocerous beatles, John, Paul, George,
                         Ringo, ants, carpet beatles, spiders,
                         bedbugs, VeeDubs, wasps etc...


* Copyright / Permissions *

Authors MAY use this level as a base to build additional
levels. (But send me a copy)

You may do whatever you want with this file.

* Where to get this WAD *

FTP sites:

BBS numbers: None - get onto Internet :-)