Here it is at last!  The most REVOLTING DOOM add-on ever!

       AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

                      (1994, D & D Enterprises)
       Written by Dave Pancoast, conceived of by Dave Lowensohn,
       and made possible by DeHacked (beta version), the only DOOM
       utility that will make you say, "Wow!  Now that's really
       sick.  I'm glad I use Dial.  I wish those re-exploding
       imps did" was born.  Special thanks also go out to
       the programmer who brought us the "Super Weapons" patch
       that is incorporated into this fine utility.

     The basic premise of the story so far is this:
       You bought DOOM legally because you love shareware so
       much, only to find that the deaths, while somewhat
       cool, just don't have that really sick aspect that
       the game boasts.  "Crap," you say, "this game is
       just getting boring.  Why can't those dying men be
       more lively?"  This is where the creative genius
       of Two Daves Enterprises comes in.  We know how sick
       you people are, and we try to cater to every need.
       THIS PATCH IS NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART!  DO NOT
       OPERATE HEAVY MACHINERY AFTER INITIAL USE!  All this
       little gem does is edit your DOOM.EXE (SO BACK IT UP
       FOR AGATHA CHRISTIE'S SAKE) and make those boring
       death sequences just a tad more interesting.  Note
       that this program has only been tested on one machine
       with system specifications listed below:

         Intel 486DX2-66
         Gravis Ultrasound card w/ latest drivers
         Nothing else that is important

       Use this program at your own risk, I will not accept
       blame for this program running amuck and eating your
       little brother.

       You may reach me for words of encouragement, letters
       of marque, or just to chat about inane stuff at:

       [email protected] - Dave Pancoast
       ???                - Dave Lowensohn has yet to connect

       INSTALLATION NOTES:
         Installation can be easy, or hard if you choose.
           EASY:
             Unzip the files into a "PATCHES" subdir off of DOOM
             Get DeHacked from your favorite FTP and type:
             dehacked -load revolt.deh
             *from within your DOOM directory*
             That's it!  You should be ready to lock and load.
           HARD:
             Try to teach your mom how to do this.
             That's it!  Good luck!