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Title : Security to the Bidet!
Filename : SCUMTREK.WAD
Author : Arthur Young
Email Address :
[email protected]
Misc. Author Info : Talks to the President lots - and gets
replies. He's 5"7', dark hair, male,
eyes are limpid pools of mud, spends
altogether too much time playing
around with other people's computers.
Description : SECURITY TO THE BIDET! Jean Luc is
nowhere to be seen, the security team
was toasted hours ago and Deanna Troi
has a headache. Just why the Enterprise
is crawling with Imps and Cacodemons,
no-one knows. They should be aliens
with latex on their foreheads and noses,
but alas, we make do.
You are Ensign Wesley Crusher - your
mother was on planet leave when _strange_
things started to happen. Data got a life,
Lwaxana became a nun, the security team
came back from planetside intact, Worf
came out of the closet, Riker _didn't_
scam on some babe and Tasha Yar came back
from the dead ... again. Ya-know, it's the
little things that give it away. It's
gonna be a tough day.
Set phasers to rotisserie and report to
transporter room three on the double. You
must join your mum before _you_ get toasted
and the Enterprise gets a parking ticket.
Just look out for Q in a very special guest
appearance in engineering!
Additional Credits to : Neil for his computer and the rest of his
flat for inspiration and the location for
playing ST-TNG drinking game - (rules
available, just email to
[email protected])
Finally, thanks to President Bill Clinton
(Billy the Kid to his friends) for his
personalised letter. Just send mail to
[email protected] telling him you're
a mate of Arthur's and he'll see ya right
if you want any small South American
countries invaded.
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* Play Information *
Episode and Level # : E2M1 (Watch for Planetside and Bird of Prey
and the Liberator!!!)
Single Player : Yes
Cooperative 2-4 Player : Yes
Deathmatch 2-4 Player : Yes (tested with 4 players!)
Difficulty Settings : Not implemented - (why bother?)
New Sounds : No (send me a SB and I'll make some)
New Graphics : No
New Music : No
Demos Replaced : None
* Construction *
Base : New level from scratch
Build Time : 12 hours...
Editor(s) used : DEU 5.21, DEU 5.21gcc, BSP12x
Known Bugs : cockroaches, wetas, dung beatles, earwigs
rhinocerous beatles, John, Paul, George,
Ringo, ants, carpet beatles, spiders,
bedbugs, VeeDubs, wasps etc...
* Copyright / Permissions *
Authors MAY use this level as a base to build additional
levels. (But send me a copy)
You may do whatever you want with this file.
* Where to get this WAD *
FTP sites:
BBS numbers: None - get onto Internet :-)
