FROM: Steve Hanson or [email protected]

       Get to the point...  This is a wave audio patch under the title:
       ALBSND.WAD.  It works with the registered version of DOOM or
       DOOM2 only.  I have spent many a nights working and mastering
       the wave inserts!

       Execution is simple.  Be sure that you copy the WAD's to the DOOM2
       subdirectory.  Or, specify the exact subdirectory the PWAD file
       resides (eg: C:\DOOM\junk\ALBSND.WAD), if not already in the DOOM
       or DOOM2 subdirectory...

       DOOM -FILE ALBSND.WAD
               or
       DOOM -FILE ALBSND.WAD KERMIT.WAD (Tim Allen sound and Kermit)
               or
       DOOM2 -FILE ALBSND.WAD KERMIT.WAD (Tim Allen sound and Kermit)

** note: KERMIT.WAD is a previously relased patch that replaces the
        player's face with Kermit The Frog's (a must try!).

The following should get obvious, due credit (otherwise, this would not
be possible):
- ID Software (for DOOM and DOOM2)
- Bill Neisius (for DMAUD.EXE and DMGRAPH.exe)

CAST OF CHARACTERS (including animation and anime objects)...

SND#  Character and Appearance
 1   original sound w/ ricochet from "Caddyshack"
 5   Braun razer (idle)
 6   Braun razer (cutter slid foreward)
 7   Braun razer (going to work!)
 9   Photon torpeto fire from "Star Trek"
10   original sound w/ Hanna-Barbera sound FX CD
11   Hanna-Barbera sound FX CD
12   Origin PC game "Privateer" sound FX
13   Origin PC game "Privateer" sound FX
14   Door from "Star Trek" w/ Hanna-Barbera sound FX CD
15   Door from "Star Trek" w/ Hanna-Barbera sound FX CD
16   original sound w/ a "put" from your host
17   Button from "Star Trek"
18   Button from "Star Trek"
19   Homer Simpson and host
20   Tribble scream from "Star Trek"
21   Ash (Bruce Cambell) from "Army of Darkness"
22   original sound (stretched) w/ host
23   Hanna-Barbera sound FX (Jetson's door bell)
24   Ash (Bruce Cambell) from "Army of Darkness"... groovey!
25   Crash sound form "Trans. 6-5000"
26   Transporter from "Star Trek"
27   Bill Murry from "Caddyshack"
28   Capt. J.T. Hooker (OOPS!) I mean, KIRK from "Star Trek"
*29   taken from another WAD file (one of three only!)
30   John Lithgow from "TAO Buckaroo Banzai"
31   John Lithgow from "TAO Buckaroo Banzai"
32   Hassan from Warner Brothers cartoon
33   Capt. J.T. Kirk from "Star Trek II, TWOK"
34   original sound w/ "chomp" from Hanna-Barbera sound FX CD
*35   taken from another WAD file (another one of three only!)
36   original sound w/ host and Bill Murry form "Ghostbusters"
37   Bugs Bunny form Warner Brothers cartoon
38   Michel Palen from Monty Python
*39   taken from another WAD file (the last one of three only!)
40   belch w/ John Lithgow from "TAO Buckaroo Banzai"
41   belch (stretched and amplified)
42   original sound w/ tribble scream (winding down)
43   Ash (Bruce Cambell) from "Army of Darkness"
44   Dialect from "Dr. Who" (exterminate!)
45   Evil laugh from Larry Miller stand-up
46   original sound w/ host
47   Odette from "Tran. 6-5000"
48   Hanna-Barbera sound FX w/ Bill Murry from "Ghostbusters" and
     Michel Palen from "Life of Brian"
49   original sound w/ Tatewake Kuno of "Ranma 1/2"
50   Photon torpeto of "Star Trek" compressed at higher tone
51   original sound w/ phaser fire sound from "Star Trek"
52   Sting from "Dune"
53   Warner Brothers cartoon SF
54   Warner Brothers cartoon SF
55   Friose (Michael Richards) from "Tran. 6-5000"
56   Ferris Bueler's keybord (all at once) from "FB'a Day Off"
57   Odette from "Tran. 6-5000"
58   Grahm Chapman from "M.P. Holy Grail"
59   Daffy Duck from Warner Brothers cartoon (winding down)
60   Hanna-Barbera sound FX
61   Hanna-Barbera sound FX
62   Ash (Bruce Cambell) from "Army of Darkness" /w host
63   Hanna-Barbera sound FX
64   oor from "Star Trek" w/ "Privateer" sound FX
65   Door from "Star Trek" w/ Hanna-Barbera sound FX CD
66   Hanna-Barbera sound FX
67   He-Man from Masters of The Universe (don't ask why!)
73   Zoot from "Monty Python's Holy Grail"
74   Loopie from "Tran. 6-5000"
75   Hanna-Barbera sound FX
76   Radoo from "Tran. 6-5000"
77   Tim the Enchanter from "Monty Python's Holy Grail"
78   Zoot from "Monty Python's Holy Grail"
79   Loopie from "Tran. 6-5000"
80   Friose (Michael Richards) from "Tran. 6-5000" w/ original sound
81   Tim the Enchanter from "Monty Python's Holy Grail"
82   Friose (Michael Richards) from "Tran. 6-5000" w/ original sound
83   Hanna-Barbera sound FX
84   Tim the Enchanter from "Monty Python's Holy Grail"
85   Radoo from "Tran. 6-5000"
86   Loopie from "Tran. 6-5000"
87   Friose (Michael Richards) from "Tran. 6-5000"
88   Hanna-Barbera sound FX
89   Hanna-Barbera sound FX
90   Tim the Enchanter from "Monty Python's Holy Grail"
91   Tim the Enchanter from "Monty Python's Holy Grail"
93   John Cleese (as French man) from "Monty Python's Holy Grail"
94   Chopper sound FX from "ST IV, Voyage Home"
95   John Cleese (as French man) from "Monty Python's Holy Grail"
96   John Cleese (as French man) from "Monty Python's Holy Grail"
97   John Cleese (as French man) from "Monty Python's Holy Grail"
98   Zoot from "Monty Python's Holy Grail"
99   Zoot from "Monty Python's Holy Grail"
104  Friose (Michael Richards) from "Tran. 6-5000"
105  Friose (Michael Richards) from "Tran. 6-5000"
106  original sound w/ Hanna-Barbera sound FX CD

* = Material from another wad (AOD.WAD from DDAY CD_ROM)