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Archive Maintainer : What's up
Update to : 1337midi.zip
Advanced engine needed : Crispy Doom and above
Primary purpose : No levels included
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Title : The NEW DOOM midi pack
Filename : 1337midi.wad
Release date : 7 April 2025
Author : Gothic & Various
Email Address : [redacted]
Other Files By Author : Search my name on the DoomWiki for that info
Misc. Author Info : Composer wannabe gathers actual artists to create a
bunch of crap.
Description : Inspired by other community efforts to bring music
to megawads that lacked custom music (Plutonia,
Revolution, Rebirth, Raven midi packs), this event
started on April Fools as a parody of those midi
packs to create an awful bunch of songs for an
equally awful megawad: The NEW DOOM, aka 1337.wad,
made by Ernie Stockham, Brian Davis & others.
That being said, there are a couple of songs that
are good enough to be used in regular maps, so
check them out and find your fit.
Additional Credits to : MtPain27, Bobby Prince, Mick Gordon, Testikill and
any other artist whose work we bastardized in one
way or another.
James Paddock, whose efforts to organize midi packs
were the main inspiration for this (so yeah, this
is all his fault)
id Software for the Doom 4 1.0 logo and some random
Doom 2016 screenshot used for the TITLEPIC.
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* What is included *
New levels : No
Sounds : No
Music : Yes
Graphics : Yes
Dehacked/BEX Patch : Yes
Demos : Yes
Other : One unused midi
Other files required : 1337.wad
* Play Information *
Game : Doom 2
Single Player : Yes
Cooperative 2-4 Player : Yes
Deathmatch 2-4 Player : Yes
Other game styles : All
Difficulty Settings : Not implemented
* Construction *
Base : New from scratch
Build Time : 1 week (the Title and Map01-02-21 midis were
made last year however)
Editor(s) used : Various MIDI sequencers
Known Bugs : The midi for map21 cannot be played on Chocolate
Doom, and will screw the midi player. Haven't
tested Doom2.exe, so expect the worst to happen.
The dehacked file doesn't work on Chocolate Doom
either, it's ok you're not missing anything.
May Not Run With : Anything below Crispy Doom
Tested With : Crispy Doom, PRBoom+, DSDA Doom, GZDoom
* Copyright / Permissions *
Authors MAY use the contents of this file as a base for modification or
reuse. Permissions have been obtained from original authors for any of
their resources modified or included in this file*
You MAY distribute this file, provided you include this text file, with no
modifications. You may distribute this file in any electronic format (BBS,
Diskette, CD, etc) as long as you include this file intact. I have
received permission from the original authors of any modified or included
content in this file to allow further distribution*
*...except for Cammy, he will castrate and skin you alive if you use his
midi in your project. He might be joking, but asking first wouldn't hurt.
Too much.
* Where to get the file that this text file describes *
The Usual:
ftp://archives.gamers.org/pub/idgames/ and mirrors
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* Tracks *
Title: "Are you ready to fuck" by Gothic
Stat Screen: "i'm not gonna read all that" by UUN4
Victory Screen: "Everclear Fantasia" by grapes
Map01: "Nice sounds" by Gothic
Map02: "Underhalls?" by Gothic
Map03: "Dave Speedwack" by CaptainResident
Map04: "I nevver herrd of eed sauftwhere" by Demonic Meatball
Map05: "CASTLEOFTHEDAMNED" by Bank (wallh4x)
Map06: "Brain Spinning Like Hamster Wheel" by LightningBoltForever
Map07: "MonsteRAGE >=)" by Bank (wallh4x)
Map08: "A Com?mentary On Escaping Poverty in America Except in America They Don't Give you BFGs To Blow Up The Landlords Bodyblocking You" by Cammy
Map09: "D_IN_CIT - NEW DOOM MIDI PACK'S MOST CONTROVERSIAL AND DISTURBING MIDI" by NiGHTS108
Map10: "yippieyaywahoo" by ionilo
Map11: "to cybie or not to cybie" by ionilo
Map12: "This is my third midi song, actually" by Walter confetti
Map13: "Duck Funk" by CaptainResident
Map14: "Inevitable Fumes of the Sewers Ooze" by Astar18
Map15: "Running from (Benny) Hill" by numsOic
Map16: "TESTIKILL - BALL OF HELL - ULTIMETE MIDI RMEIX" by Xaser
Map17: "TESTIKILL - BALL OF HELL - ULTIMETE MIDI RMEIX" by Xaser
Map18: "TESTIKILL - BALL OF HELL - ULTIMETE MIDI RMEIX" by Xaser
Map19: "Not Getting There" by KarunaAztima
Map20: "Clocking In at the IBS Factory" by Jimmy
Map21: "The Dean of Doom reviews "Mock 2: teh speed of stupid" converted to midi" by Gothic (and MtPain27 technically)
Map22: "It's All Brown!" by PsychEyeball
Map23: "doome E1M3 Dark Halls from mem Fr From memo Memor Fuck From Music" by NiGHTS108
Map24: "Diaper Shart" by Remmirath
Map25: "Two Monsters Locked In A Somewhat Dim Wooden Room" by NiGHTS108
Map26: "Brain Cell Helpline" by Fuzzball
Map27: "Surfing on Stale Bread" by Fuzzball
Map28: "Nobody Told Me About The NEW DOOM MIDI Pack, Coming Soon to a Theater Near You" by numsOic
Map29: "Crunkodaemon" by Fluxynhaus
Map30: "The Greatest Wall Texture in the Galaxy" by Gothic
Map31: "TESTIKILL - BALL OF HELL - ULTIMETE MIDI RMEIX" by Xaser
Map32: "Sneetches on Fight Milk" by grapes
UNUSED: "MAP DOOT" by Gothic (midi cover of a corrupted version of "At Doom's Gate" from SNES Doom originally found by Jordan, check it out on CHIP FURNACE's yt channel)
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