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 E2M9-007.LMP - Ultra Violence

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 DooM - Ep.2 Mi.9 - Fortress of Mystery

 Kills      0%
 (Items     0)
 Secrets  100%  and Time  00:07  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <GGG> ;-)
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 Description :-)

 Okay,  so y'all think that pressing switches through walls  (like
 E2M2 or E3M6) is hot stuff, huh? Yawn! (read: YAAAAAWWWN!!!!! :-)
 Wanna know what's REALLY HOT STUFF?!! Okay, I'll tell ya: getting
 the yellow key through a solid metal door locked with the red key.
 'Big deal, so what?', I hear you say ... well, the point here is:
 I DO NOT HAVE THE RED KEY!!! You don't believe me?!? Quit reading
 right now and watch  THE .LMP  -  then come back here afterwards!

 See? I told you! Hehehehe ... ;-)  Well, this definitely explains
 SataniC's extremely weak time of 0:12 (ROTFLMAO! ;-) - I *always*
 wondered why the heck he insisted on grabbing all three keys. <G>

 Oh, I almost forgot: "Sorry, SataniC!" :-)  - BTW this trick *is*
 repeatable, it's  *not*  a once-only engine bug or the like. Just
 try it a little  (preferrably with -nomonsters),  and you will be
 able to do it, too. It also works with the red key, but you won't
 get a 0:07 time then ;-) - Oh Gawd, I LOVE this buggy engine! <G>

 I *did* include a .BAT with this, 'coz  S.;-)  takes good care of
 all the newbies out there. :-)  However, I'm convinced that every
 serious LMPer (like Anthe and me) has a high-sophisticated one of
 his own to handle this stuff - right? ;-)


Thomas aka ZlatkO ThE GoDFatheR

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