DOOM Mac Barrels v1.0
                                    By
                                Atul Varma
                           [email protected]


       The wound from that demon scrape is killing you!! You  try
       to look around at the scenery to divert your attention for
       a bit. All around you is barren wasteland. There is  some-
       thing that catches your attention, however. To your  right
       is an  old Macintosh Classic,  the  UAC's  general-purpose
       torture device  which also, ironically, doubles as  a poor
       excuse  for an abacus... er, computer. It was  invented in
       the late twentieth century, but the Apple corporation that
       made it apparently couldn't stand up to the competition of
       the other superpowerful PC companies, so their  technology
       never progressed. AAACH! Suddenly, an Imp comes out of the
       shadows, roaring its  Satanic battle-cry  as  it sees you.
       Thinking quickly, you let out a blast from  your  shotgun,
       but because of your terrible aim, the shell  hits  the old
       Mac. The  thing rattles, the screen cracks, and  the  damn
       thing EXPLODES into a  ball of  red fire  with  a  distant
       system  beep  in  the background, killing  the  Imp!! Holy
       shit! Maybe these things CAN be useful...!