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	5 --[ We are all Jimmy - an A.I generated short story.
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	8 I've never really dabbled in AI before. A couple of days ago, I gave it
	9 a shot for a few hours, but then I kind of lost interest but this is
	10 what came out of it. I found it pretty amusing, so I figured I'd share
	11 it here.
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	17 In a world bustling with the latest technological marvels and the
	18 dazzling allure of the modern web, there lived a quiet soul named Jimmy.
	19 Unlike his contemporaries, who were entranced by sleek interfaces,
	20 social media blitzes, and algorithmic recommendations, Jimmy found
	21 solace in the forgotten corners of the digital realm. He was a geek,
	22 a true lover of the old school internet, and his heart beat in sync with
	23 the rhythms of protocols long overshadowed.
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	26 Jimmy's journey into the realm of technology had started at an early
	27 age. While his peers were busy with video games and social networking,
	28 he was tinkering with a vintage computer his grandfather had gifted him.
	29 His eyes would light up as he explored the archives of the past,
	30 discovering the finger protocol – a simple yet elegant way to see who
	31 was logged into a remote server. For Jimmy, the thrill of connecting
	32 with someone across the digital expanse using such a basic protocol was
	33 incomparable.
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	36 As he delved deeper, Jimmy's fascination extended to the gopher
	37 protocol. The structured simplicity of gopher appealed to his
	38 sensibilities. The orderly menus and text-based navigation took him on
	39 journeys of discovery that felt like reading hidden chapters of history.
	40 While the rest of the world was caught up in the clamor of flashy
	41 websites, Jimmy was content with gopher holes, feeling like an explorer
	42 of a forgotten world.
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	45 But Jimmy's passion wasn't limited to the confines of his room. He began
	46 to actively seek out others who shared his affinity for the past. Online
	47 forums dedicated to preserving and celebrating these old protocols
	48 became his virtual haven. He formed connections with kindred spirits who
	49 felt the same longing for the days when the internet was a smaller, more
	50 personal place. In these spaces, Jimmy found camaraderie, and the sense
	51 that he wasn't alone in his appreciation for the bygone technologies.
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	54 However, the modern world was relentless in its advance, and the gulf
	55 between Jimmy and his peers only grew wider. He tried to explain his
	56 devotion to the finger protocol and the gopher protocol, but he was met
	57 with puzzled looks and dismissive gestures. The allure of social media
	58 platforms and the glossy veneer of the modern web was too strong to be
	59 overshadowed by his tales of a simpler, more genuine online experience.
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	62 As time passed, Jimmy's resolve to defend his cherished protocols only
	63 deepened. He took it upon himself to create a website that would serve
	64 as an homage to the finger and gopher protocols. He filled it with
	65 nostalgic content, stories of his own experiences, and tutorials for
	66 those who wanted to experience the internet of yesteryears. Though his
	67 site garnered modest attention, it became a beacon for like-minded souls
	68 who yearned for the same connection.
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	71 One day, as Jimmy was engrossed in his work, he received an email from
	72 a renowned tech historian named Eleanor. She had stumbled upon his
	73 website and was captivated by his passion for the old protocols. Eleanor
	74 had spent years researching the evolution of the internet, and she saw
	75 in Jimmy a kindred spirit. They began exchanging messages, sharing
	76 stories of their experiences, and discussing the ways in which the
	77 internet had transformed over time.
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	80 Their connection deepened, and eventually, Eleanor proposed a radical
	81 idea: a conference that would celebrate the beauty of the past while
	82 exploring its relevance in the present. Jimmy was initially hesitant
	83 – the thought of stepping out from behind his computer screen filled h…
	84 with anxiety. But Eleanor's enthusiasm was infectious, and she assured
	85 him that his perspective was valuable and needed.
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	88 With Eleanor's guidance and encouragement, Jimmy found himself on stage
	89 at the conference. As he spoke about the finger and gopher protocols,
	90 his love for the old school internet shone brightly. His words resonated
	91 with the audience, many of whom had never heard of these protocols
	92 before. As he looked out at the faces before him, he saw curiosity and
	93 interest replacing the skepticism he had encountered for so long.
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	96 In the end, Jimmy's devotion to the past had brought him a new sense of
	97 purpose in the present. His journey from a quiet geek who loved
	98 forgotten protocols to a respected advocate for preserving the essence
	99 of the old internet was a testament to the power of passion and
	100 connection. And as he walked off the stage, he knew that the legacy of
	101 the finger and gopher protocols would continue to thrive in the hearts
	102 of those who believed that the past had something meaningful to offer
	103 the future.
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	106 In the twilight of his life, after years of advocating for the old
	107 school internet with unwavering passion, Jimmy found himself surrounded
	108 by friends he had met along his journey. Eleanor stood by his side,
	109 a steadfast companion who had become a true friend. They had organized
	110 a small gathering of like-minded enthusiasts who shared his love for the
	111 finger and gopher protocols.
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	114 As they shared stories, laughter, and the nostalgia of their digital
	115 adventures, Jimmy's eyes sparkled with contentment. The flickering
	116 screens in the room, displaying text-based interfaces of a bygone era,
	117 seemed to be a tribute to his enduring legacy. Among his companions, he
	118 had finally found the community he had always yearned for, one that
	119 cherished the past while embracing the present.
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	122 As the evening unfolded, Jimmy's breathing grew slower, his body showing
	123 signs of the passage of time. With a peaceful smile, he closed his eyes,
	124 surrounded by the warmth of friends who understood and appreciated him
	125 for who he was. In that moment, he seemed to become one with the digital
	126 history he had loved so dearly.
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	129 And so, in the company of those who shared his passion, Jimmy passed
	130 away, leaving behind a legacy that would continue to inspire others to
	131 seek the beauty and authenticity of the past, even in a world consumed
	132 by modernity. His dedication to the finger and gopher protocols had
	133 transformed his life and the lives of those he touched, reminding
	134 everyone that the threads of connection woven by the old internet would
	135 forever remain intertwined with the fabric of their shared memories.
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