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	jimmy - fingered - Fingerd protocol daemon, allowing custom responses.
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	2 WE ARE ALL JIMMY - AN A.I STORY
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	5 In a world bustling with the latest technological marvels and the
	6 dazzling allure of the modern web, there lived a quiet soul named Jimmy.
	7 Unlike his contemporaries, who were entranced by sleek interfaces,
	8 social media blitzes, and algorithmic recommendations, Jimmy found
	9 solace in the forgotten corners of the digital realm. He was a geek,
	10 a true lover of the old school internet, and his heart beat in sync with
	11 the rhythms of protocols long overshadowed.
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	13 Jimmy's journey into the realm of technology had started at an early
	14 age. While his peers were busy with video games and social networking,
	15 he was tinkering with a vintage computer his grandfather had gifted him.
	16 His eyes would light up as he explored the archives of the past,
	17 discovering the finger protocol – a simple yet elegant way to see who
	18 was logged into a remote server. For Jimmy, the thrill of connecting
	19 with someone across the digital expanse using such a basic protocol was
	20 incomparable.
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	22 As he delved deeper, Jimmy's fascination extended to the gopher
	23 protocol. The structured simplicity of gopher appealed to his
	24 sensibilities. The orderly menus and text-based navigation took him on
	25 journeys of discovery that felt like reading hidden chapters of history.
	26 While the rest of the world was caught up in the clamor of flashy
	27 websites, Jimmy was content with gopher holes, feeling like an explorer
	28 of a forgotten world.
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	30 But Jimmy's passion wasn't limited to the confines of his room. He began
	31 to actively seek out others who shared his affinity for the past. Online
	32 forums dedicated to preserving and celebrating these old protocols
	33 became his virtual haven. He formed connections with kindred spirits who
	34 felt the same longing for the days when the internet was a smaller, more
	35 personal place. In these spaces, Jimmy found camaraderie, and the sense
	36 that he wasn't alone in his appreciation for the bygone technologies.
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	38 However, the modern world was relentless in its advance, and the gulf
	39 between Jimmy and his peers only grew wider. He tried to explain his
	40 devotion to the finger protocol and the gopher protocol, but he was met
	41 with puzzled looks and dismissive gestures. The allure of social media
	42 platforms and the glossy veneer of the modern web was too strong to be
	43 overshadowed by his tales of a simpler, more genuine online experience.
	44
	45 As time passed, Jimmy's resolve to defend his cherished protocols only
	46 deepened. He took it upon himself to create a website that would serve
	47 as an homage to the finger and gopher protocols. He filled it with
	48 nostalgic content, stories of his own experiences, and tutorials for
	49 those who wanted to experience the internet of yesteryears. Though his
	50 site garnered modest attention, it became a beacon for like-minded souls
	51 who yearned for the same connection.
	52
	53 One day, as Jimmy was engrossed in his work, he received an email from
	54 a renowned tech historian named Eleanor. She had stumbled upon his
	55 website and was captivated by his passion for the old protocols. Eleanor
	56 had spent years researching the evolution of the internet, and she saw
	57 in Jimmy a kindred spirit. They began exchanging messages, sharing
	58 stories of their experiences, and discussing the ways in which the
	59 internet had transformed over time.
	60
	61 Their connection deepened, and eventually, Eleanor proposed a radical
	62 idea: a conference that would celebrate the beauty of the past while
	63 exploring its relevance in the present. Jimmy was initially hesitant
	64 – the thought of stepping out from behind his computer screen filled h…
	65 with anxiety. But Eleanor's enthusiasm was infectious, and she assured
	66 him that his perspective was valuable and needed.
	67
	68 With Eleanor's guidance and encouragement, Jimmy found himself on stage
	69 at the conference. As he spoke about the finger and gopher protocols,
	70 his love for the old school internet shone brightly. His words resonated
	71 with the audience, many of whom had never heard of these protocols
	72 before. As he looked out at the faces before him, he saw curiosity and
	73 interest replacing the skepticism he had encountered for so long.
	74
	75 In the end, Jimmy's devotion to the past had brought him a new sense of
	76 purpose in the present. His journey from a quiet geek who loved
	77 forgotten protocols to a respected advocate for preserving the essence
	78 of the old internet was a testament to the power of passion and
	79 connection. And as he walked off the stage, he knew that the legacy of
	80 the finger and gopher protocols would continue to thrive in the hearts
	81 of those who believed that the past had something meaningful to offer
	82 the future.
	83
	84 In the twilight of his life, after years of advocating for the old
	85 school internet with unwavering passion, Jimmy found himself surrounded
	86 by friends he had met along his journey. Eleanor stood by his side,
	87 a steadfast companion who had become a true friend. They had organized
	88 a small gathering of like-minded enthusiasts who shared his love for the
	89 finger and gopher protocols.
	90
	91 As they shared stories, laughter, and the nostalgia of their digital
	92 adventures, Jimmy's eyes sparkled with contentment. The flickering
	93 screens in the room, displaying text-based interfaces of a bygone era,
	94 seemed to be a tribute to his enduring legacy. Among his companions, he
	95 had finally found the community he had always yearned for, one that
	96 cherished the past while embracing the present.
	97
	98 As the evening unfolded, Jimmy's breathing grew slower, his body showing
	99 signs of the passage of time. With a peaceful smile, he closed his eyes,
	100 surrounded by the warmth of friends who understood and appreciated him
	101 for who he was. In that moment, he seemed to become one with the digital
	102 history he had loved so dearly.
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	104 And so, in the company of those who shared his passion, Jimmy passed
	105 away, leaving behind a legacy that would continue to inspire others to
	106 seek the beauty and authenticity of the past, even in a world consumed
	107 by modernity. His dedication to the finger and gopher protocols had
	108 transformed his life and the lives of those he touched, reminding
	109 everyone that the threads of connection woven by the old internet would
	110 forever remain intertwined with the fabric of their shared memories.