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Tue Apr 20 16:27:32 1982
Real MAN jokes
These jokes are taken from a satirical article in a magazine I just read.
The title of the article is "Real Men Don't Eat Quiche!" I hope nobody
takes them the wrong way, but I have to admit when you first read them they
do force ac
do force a chuckle. So here goes!
Q. How many Real Men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
Q. How many Real Men does it take to cross a river?
A. 5000. 4999 to build the suspension bridge and one to drive across
it in a tractor trailer.
Q. Why did the Real Man cross the road?
A. None of you damn business!
Yeah, I know they're bad, but how many Real Man jokes do you hear these days?
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