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Tue Apr 13 14:41:27 1982
more bulb jokes
Questions:

1) How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2) How many Jewish mothers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

3) How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

4) How many UCLA football players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
       (take that ucbvax!)





Answers:

1) None. Californians screw in a Jacuzzi.

2) None, you just go out and have a good time while I sit here alone
       and take my arthritis medication, as if that would do me any
       good. The pain is just killing me, driving me to an early grave
       but you don't care, so you just go out with that shiksa you
       care about so much more than your poor sick ..................

3) Only one, but only if it really wants to be changed.

4) Only one, but five take credit for it.

Enough for today.

                                       Dinty Moore

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