Aazure.690
net.jokes
utzoo!decvax!harpo!npois!ucbvax!ARPAVAX:CAD:teklabs!tekmdp!azure!johnk
Fri Apr 9 10:24:44 1982
another one
"...Boy, was I an ugly kid, real ugly. I went down to the corner park
with some other kids, we started playing in the sandbox and a cat
covered me up".
"...I went into a bar last night. The bartender said "What can I do
for ya". I said, "surprise me" and he showed me a naked picture
of my wife".
"...and I have a wild teenage daughter, oh she gets around. Her
high school class voted her most likely to conceive".
"...I have a terrible sex life, terrible. My wife cut me down to
once a week....Ya think that's bad. I know three guys she cut
cut off altogether".
"...When I was a kid, my family was poor, very poor. We were so poor
we couldn't afford tinsel for the Christmas tree. We had to wait
for Grandpa to sneeze".
"...This was a very tramatic day for me. Things went bad early.
I went to turn the alarm clock off and the button fell off;
I went to open the refrigerator, and the handle fell off;
I opened the bathroom door and the doorknob fell off....
I was afraid to go to the bathroom".
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