Acwruecmp.60
net.jokes
utcsrgv!utzoo!decvax!cwruecmp!pearlmut
Mon Apr  5 15:08:24 1982
Correction and Notification
to: Charles Horton,
cc: net.jokes

I, Barak Pearlmutter, being of humorous mind (and body) hereby extend
upon CH the following complaints, in connection with his (unsanctioned)
use of my joke:

1)      You did not place my name upon the joke.

2)      Within the body of the joke, ie within that portion of the joke
       preceding the punchline, the following synonyms are to be
       used:

       Dolphin         rather than             Porpose
       Sea Bird           "     "              Gull
       Longevity          "     "              Immortality

2)      The punchline, once and for all, is:

       "Transporting gulls across a staid lion for immortal porposes."
       And for this purpose, the lion is to be DRUGGED.

WARNING: Use of any other punchline may void your warrantee.

You should be aware that the legal pentalties incurred by violation of
the network joke copyright act are almost as severe as those incurred
by videotaping copyrighted movies for private viewing.

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