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Fri Apr  2 15:03:10 1982
T. V. Movies


    The other evening as  I  was  driving  home  a  local  radio
station  (  WCFL  )  was  reading material such as the following.
Apparently most of it was sent in by  listeners  in  response  to
some  items  that  were  broadcast  earlier.   I  didn't hear the
earlier stuff, but I did remember the following:


 NEW MADE FOR T.V. MOVIES AND SERIALS THAT YOU MAY HAVE MISSED
 -------------------------------------------------------------


    Well folks, Fall River, Massachusetts is up for grabs  again
as  Lizzie Borden is up to her old tricks on the new T. V. serial
-


LEAVE IT TO CLEAVER!

    Captain Kirk of the  starship  Enterprise  spends  over  two
hours  in  the  laundry  room trying to unstick his socks on this
week's exciting chapter of Star Trek called -


ATTACK OF THE STATIC KLINGONS!


    Luke Skywalker throws a wild pitch to Darth Vader and  Darth
is  walked  to  first  base.   The plot thickens as Darth trys to
steal second and is called out in the baseball/sci-fi thriller -


THE UMPIRE STRIKES BACK!


( And now its amateur time.  The following are mine/fellow worker's. )


    Lech Wallensa, Fred Astaire, and Ginger Rogers star  in  the
made for T.V.  musical set in Poland --



MAY I HAVE THE NEXT DANSK?

    Martians begin a full scale invasion of the world  and  seem
to  be impregnable.  Quick thinking scientists begin to flood the
airwaves with old political  speeches.   The  invaders  begin  to
listen  to  this  drivel  and soon fall asleep at the controls of
their flying saucers .  The saucers crash and the world is  saved
in the thrilling sci-fi classic --



BORE OF THE WORLDS


    A middle aged arsonist has an  unsuccessful  affair  with  a
teen-ager.   His  rejection turns to anger ( she had to spend too
much time at cheerleader practice ) and he sets things on fire as
he  goes from affair to affair in search of true happiness in the
soap opera --



AS THE WORLD BURNS



    A new sitcom based on the hilarious premise of  a  house  of
ill-repute disguised as a normal city bus in New Orleans in --


A STREETCAR NAMED DESIRE


    A professional assassin appears each week as a guest to show
in gory detail his latest murder on --


HIT PARADE

    An old, but wise, sultan decides on  an  optimum  number  of
harem girls in the new series --


EIGHT IS MORE THAN ENOUGH!


A new police series that promises to be most violent  show  ever.
The  show  boasts  the  unrestricted  use of firearms and will be
called --


30/30

Two elderly women try to set up  a  welfare  fraud  scheme  at  a
nursing home in the heartwarming T.V. movie --

A TALE OF TWO BIDDIES



                            Chuck Young at ihuxi!cjy




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