Afloyd.140
net.jokes
utcsrgv!utzoo!decvax!harpo!floyd!amicus
Thu Apr  1 16:49:10 1982
Very bad joke
When Noah's ark finally landed on Mt. Ararat, he said
to the animals (as you all know), "Go forth and multiply!"
Noah was pleased to see them going their ways, but after
all the others were gone, he noticed two snakes that had
stayed behind.

"What's the matter?" asked Noah. "Why don't you go forth
and multiply?"

"We can't," replied the chagrinned snakes, "We're adders!"

Well, old Noah thought about that for a moment, then said,
"Wait here - I'll be right back."  And he went to a nearby
forest and felled a tree.  He dragged the tree back to the
snakes, split it down the middle, made a table, and put
the snakes on it.  "There." he said, "Any adder can multiply
with a log table."

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