Apresby.162
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utcsrgv!utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!ihnss!mhtsa!harpo!presby!fellow
Tue Mar 30 18:50:55 1982
Datsun Expands
NEWS FLASH...

       Dolly Parton has contracted Datsun to produce and market the latest
in the long line of designer necessities.  Yes folks the designer brassiere
is here.  Ms. Parton is said to have chosen Datsun for the project because
of their successful history with production of the 280Z   ........


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