Awatmath.2146
net.jokes
utcsrgv!utzoo!decvax!watmath!mabgarstin
Thu Mar 25 23:30:51 1982
re:INFAMOUS SAYINGS
Pardo's First Postulate has been recently undated to:
Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, fattening or
CARCINOGENIC!
I like the screwy combination of english words however like:
You first cut a tree down then you cut it up!
A near miss is a near hit!
If the bases are loaded a walk is a run!
Jumbo shrimp!
Military intelligence!
Progressive conservative! (a Canadian political party)
You can walk down a street and you can walk up a street both at the same
time!
...........
Do you have your own favourite little line?
Send it to me and I'll publish a list of them on this newsgroup later.
MAB at waterloo
watmath!mabgarstin
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