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Fri Mar 12 07:51:06 1982
Continuing Education
       REVISED MARCH 1982 INSERVICE SCHEDULE


Self-Improvement Workshops:

       Creative Suffering
       Overcoming Peace of Mind
       You and Your Birthmark
       Guilt without Sex
       The Primal Shrug
       Ego Gratification Through Guilt and Fear
       Dealing with Post
       Whine Your Way to Alienation
       How to Overcome Self-Doubt Through Pretense and Ostentation



Business/Career Workshops:

       Money Can Make You Rich
       Talking Good: How You Can Improve Speech and Get a Better Job
       I Made $100 in Real Estate
       Packaging and Selling Your Child: Parent's Guide to the Porn Market
       Career Opportunities in Iran
       How to Profit From Your Own Body
       Under-Achiever's Guide to Very Small Business Opportunities
       Filler Phrases for Thesis Writers
       Tax Shelters for the Indigent



Home Economics Workshops:

       How You Can Convert Your Family Room Into a Garage
       How to Cultivate Viruses in Your Refrigerator
       Burglar-Proof Your Home with Concrete
       Basic Kitchen Taxidermy
       Sinus Drainage at Home
       101 Other Uses for Your Vacuum Cleaner
       The Repair and Maintenance of Your Virginity
       How to Convert a Wheelchair to a Dune Buggy
       What To Do With Your Conversation Pit
       Christianity and the Art of RV Maintenance



Health and Fitness Workshops:

       Creative Tooth Decay
       Exorcism and Acne
       The Joys of Hypochondria
       High Fiber Sex
       Suicide and Your Health
       Bio-Feedback and How to Stop it
       Skate Your Way to Regularity
       Understanding Nudity
       Tap Dance Your Way to Social Ridicule
       Optional Body Functions



Crafts Workshops

       Self-Actualization Through Macrame
       How to Draw Genitalia
       Needlecraft for Junkies
       Northern New Mexico Guide to Bad Taste
       Cuticle Crafts
       Mobiles and Collages with Fetishes
       Gifts for the Senile
       Bonsai Your Pot

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