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Consulting Rates
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SWAG Method.................................................   .50

Educated Guess..............................................  1.00

Look at Core Dump (_S_h_o_r_t _L_o_o_k--_1_0 _s_e_c.).....................  2.50

Look at Core Dump (_L_o_n_g _L_o_o_k--_3_0 _s_e_c.)......................  3.50

Mistakes Corrected..........................................  2.00

Mistakes Corrected Correctly................................  5.00

Consulting From Standard Group..............................  2.00

Music in Background.........................................   .85

Listening to "_B_u_t _I'_v_e _r_u_n _t_h_i_s _j_o_b _b_e_f_o_r_e"................. 30.00

Prayers with any of the above...............................   .10

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"Run it again"..............................................  2.00

"Turn on a trace"...........................................  2.00

"Take a dump"...............................................  2.00

"JCL Error".................................................  1.75

"It's in the book"..........................................  2.00

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