Arabbit.262
net.jokes
utcsrgv!utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!ihnss!houxi!npois!rabbit!sjb
Tue Feb 23 22:35:50 1982
Wood-eye Joke
Seems that once there was a man with a wooden eye. He was
very consciencious about it and seldom went out. One night,
however, he decided to go to a community dance. When he got
there, he saw everyone dancing except one girl far off in a
corner. She was kind of homely looking with buckteeth
and rather shy, but he decided to ask her for a dance anyway.
When he approached her, he said, "Care to dance?"
"Oh, would I, would I!!" she exclaimed.
"Buckteeth, buckteeth!" he yelled.
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