Aazure.544
net.jokes
utcsrgv!utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!ihnss!cbosg!teklabs!tekmdp!azure!wild
Tue Feb 16 12:21:45 1982
another one
We now join a 2nd Grade Teacher in class trying to communicate with
Antonio the new Italian Immigrant boy.
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Teacher: Hello little boy, what's your name?

Antonio: No capish; No capish.

Teacher: (slowly) what...is...your....name?

Antonio: No capish; No capish!

Teacher: (even mory slowly)   what........is.......your..........name?

Antonio: No capish; no capish!!!!!

Teacher: (frustrated) CLASS does ANYBODY here speak Italian?!!

Little Jimmy: (raising his hand wildly) I DO!   I DO!

Teacher: OK, Jimmy, please ask this new boy what his name is.

Little Jimmy:  AAAY, a wattsa yooou namea?

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