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Thu Feb 4 13:19:59 1982
Re-incarnation.
Having lead a pious, upright, (though regrettably short) existense,
Rama, the shepherd-boy, was in the presence of the Lord. He was
having his re-incarnation assignment interview.
"Well Rama", Said the Lord " You have been a good boy: you have
done good things in your life.. so you will not be born again
as something horrible like a Jellyfish or a TV personality.. you
will be born again as a human being. According to our protocol, yoiu
will be shown were you are going to be born, your memory will for
the most part be wiped clean, and you will sent packing down again
to resume your wheel of life"
Then with a wave of his hands, the Lord opened up the heavens below them,
and there, Lo and Behold, were Mr & Mrs William Tell, in their most
private of chambers, doing things that only marital license will allow.
Rama was puzzled..(Indian schools, friends, do not have Sex-Ed) the Lord
explained that that was how babies were made.
The Lord knew that Mr & Mrs Tell were going to be the boy's parents in his
next life, but He wanted Rama to pop the question.
"Well" Says Rama "Who is the baby they're making"
Said the Lord: "Ask not for whom the Tells B***, they B*** for thee".
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