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utcsrgv!utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!ARPAVAX:C70:sri-unix!hplabs!menlo70!nsc!katic
Tue Feb  2 14:23:11 1982
yet-another-but-different-light-bulb-(sort-of)-joke
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There were these two guys, Stasho & Guido, who worked in a small
factory.  In fact, they were the factory!  One day the boss came
in and Stasho was hanging from the ceiling:

"What are you doing?"
"I'm a light."
"Get down off of there before I fire you."

Well in about 3 days, he had a repeat:

"What are you doing?"
"I'm a light."
"YOU'RE FIRED!!"

With that, Stasho left.  Then Guido also got up to leave:

"Where are you going to?"
"I'm not working in a place without a light!"

       jim katic       (nsc!katic)

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