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Wed Jan 13 14:17:01 1982
Getting your money's worth
Two pollacks, Ed and Zach, saved for years and years to go on
a cruise.  Finally the day came.  As they got off the ship at
the first stop, Ed asked, "How much money can we spend here?"
Zach replied, "Seventy-five cents."
"What do you mean?!  We saved for so long and we can only spend
seventy-five cents??!", exclaimed Ed.
"I'll see what I can do", said Zach.
So Zach went out, and later returned.  "I've got it all worked
out!  I bought us a box of tampons."
"We've only got seventy-five cents to spend, and you buy a box
of tampons?", cried Ed.
"Yes, but look at all we can do", explained Zach as he turned
the box over.  "We can go swimming, and horseback riding. . .".

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