Ahouxg.111
net.jokes
utcsrgv!utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!mhtsa!ihnss!houxi!houxd!houxw!houxp!houxo!houxn!houxg!glenn
Wed Jan 13 10:35:53 1982
Social Pariah: net.jokes.q
He*en Ke*l*r, a De*d B*by, and an Aff*rm*t*ve Act*on R*pres*nt*tive were
on this plane, see, and suddenly the engine stopped. There was only one
parachute aboard. "How are we going to decide who should live and who
should die" they all asked each other in unison. "That's easy!" cried
the AA Rep, and he pushed He*en and the De*d B*by out the cargo door.

Yes, folks this really happened. net.jokes.q was canned. Hope y'all enjoyed
it while it lasted (at least here at btl.holmdel.) Also, I understand that
newsgroup is also no longer being forwarded via any HO machines.

               -Glenn Golden (houxg!glenn)

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