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Tue Jan 12 20:03:13 1982
Pipeline Jokes
Pipeline jokes.....they don't really have much to do with the Alaska
pipeline.....just the people (?) who came to build it....
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Happiness is.....a Texan leaving town with an Oklahoman under each arm.
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What's the difference between a farmer and a Texan?
A farmer has shit on the outside of his boots......
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An Alaskan was taking a Texan for a walk in the bush, showing him
how much larger Alaska was than Texan. Eventually, they came to a bridge
over a fast-flowing mountain stream, and they stopped to relieve themselves.
The Texan looked down at the water and saw his chance, 'My, this water's cold!'.
The Alaskan looked up for a moment, and replied; 'And deep.'.
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