Aunc.1654
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utzoo!decvax!duke!unc!wm
Thu Jan  7 12:30:56 1982
more rooster jokes
Faced with declining chicken production rate, the farmer
decided to buy a new rooster.  Now the local rooster salesman
had a rooster which he said was guaranteed to knock up every
chicken the farmer had, and then some, so the farmer bought
it and set it loose in the barnyard.  Well sure enough, the
rooster raced around the yard, taking care of every chicken
in sight, and when he had finished with the chickens, he started
on the hogs and the cows.  Shaking his head, the farmer thought
to himself that he would be lucky if his new rooster would
live out the day.  Sure enough, later that evening the farmer
went out to his field and saw the rooster laying on his back
motionless with vultures circling overhead.  "By golly!"
the farmer exclaimed, and decided to go fetch that rooster
before the vultures got him and take him back to the salesman
and demand a refund.  So he marched up to the rooster as the
vultures were circling closer and closer, but before he could
pick the animal up, the rooster cocked his head, winked, and
said "shhhh!"

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