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Wed Jan 6 19:27:29 1982
Rooster joke
There was a farmer who had a rooster who was fantastic at servicing
chicken. the farmer made a good amount of money renting out the
rooster for weekends. One Friday, a man comes up and wants to rent the
rooster. The Farmer charges him $25, but demaned an extra $100 deposit.
"A hundred dollar deposit?? Why?"
"Well, if you don't watch him to well, he'll work himself to death".
So the guy takes the rooster home, and lets him loose in the coop.
The rooster services all 30 chickens in two minutes, and before the farmer
can react, the rooster escapes and runs for the pond. Five minutes later,
the farmer makes it to the pond. The ducks are all lying facec down in the
water, and the rooster is dissappearing over the hill toward the cow
pasture. "shit, there goes my hundred bucks", say the farmer as he walks
over the hill. In the middle of the pasture the rooster is laying, almost dead.
Buzzards are flying about overhead. The farmer reaches down to pick up the
body, and the rooster raises his head and says, "Get the HELL out of here!!"
"Why?"
"Because when you're going after buzzards, you gotta play their game"
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