Aihuxn.109
net.jokes
utzoo!decvax!duke!chico!harpo!cbosg!ihnss!ihuxn!djmolny
Tue Jan  5 08:29:21 1982
Elephant Joke
One friend says to the other, "I saw an elephant on the Long Island Expressway
the other day."  The second one says, "Really? What was it doing there?"
"Same as everyone else," the first replied, "about three miles an hour."

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