Aucbvax.5662
net.jokes.q
utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!upstill
Tue Dec 29 09:40:53 1981
harmless ethnic joke

  It seems a Hindu, a Jew and a Preppie were travelling together when
night approached.  Recognizing the need for sleep, they stopped at a
farmhouse to beg shelter.
  "I'll be happy to put you up, but there's a problem," the farmer told
them.  "We only have two beds.  One of you will have to sleep in the barn."
  "It is no problem," responded the Hindu.  "Give my kind companions the
bed, and I will sleep in the barn."
  Well, soon after everyone had retired for the night, the doorbell rang.
When the door opened, there stood the Hindu.  "I am very sorry to trouble
you, but there is a cow in the barn, and you must understand that my
religion..."
  The Jew piped up.  "Don't worry, everything's under control.  I'LL
sleep in the barn."  And he headed outside.  But soon the doorbell rang
once more.
  There stood the Jew.  "Holy Moses, I didn't realize there was a pig in
the barn.  Better I should sleep on the floor in here."
  "God forbid, Moshe," volunteered the Preppie.  Give me that blanket!
~v

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