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Wed Dec 23 10:15:26 1981
Stories your parents didn't tell you
   There once was a young shepherd who was being instructed in the
   art of screwing sheep by an old shepherd. (Let's listen in)
   "The trick my boy is to take the laces out of your boots so you
   can drop the sheep's back legs into them so they can't get away."
   "But isn't that kind of awkward?"  queried the horny lad.
   "Not in the least"  replied the old man.
   "But how shall I kiss her then?"  sobbed the boy.

   Seasons Greetings to all the readers of net.jokes.q!!

   p.s.  Why do you boil water when a woman has a baby?
         So if it dies you can make soup.....

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