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Mon Dec 21 21:07:49 1981
Programmer joke
One of my favourite Computer Science Jokes - Told to me by Mitch Kapor.
A Man and a woman are married. Although it is the first time for the
husband, it is the woman's fourth marriage. As they go to bed on their
wedding night, the wife says to her husband:
"Dear, there's something I must tell you. I'm a virgin"
Naturally, the husband is surprised. "You've been married three times
before!", he says, "How can you still be a virgin?"
"Well, it's all quite simple. My first marriage was what they call
a 'Marriage of Convenience'. My husband was very old, and died shortly
after the wedding, and thus the marriage was never consumated. My second
husband was a fine young man, but in a horrible tradgedy, he was hit by
a truck and killed as we left the church.
"My third husband", she explained, "was a computer programmer."
"What's so odd about that?", he asked. "Why would you still be a virgin
after a marriage to a programmer?"
"Well", she said, "all he did was sit on the edge of the bed and tell me
how great it was going to be."
- Brad Templeton
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