Awatarts.1031
net.jokes
utzoo!decvax!watmath!watarts!mab
Mon Dec 21 17:42:04 1981
a funny one for once????
Once upon a time, along time ago there was a valley inhabited by Trids.
Life was merry for the trids except that every day without fail this giant
would come over the hill and kick them all.
The enragged trids decided to get help so they called a Rabbi (no ethnic or
racial slurrs intended against all you trids out there!!!).
The Rabbi said that he would go out with the trids and see what the giant would
do. He did, and sure enough the giant came over the hill and kicked all the
trids. As the giant was leaving the Rabbi called out and said,'Hey, giant, why
didn't you kick me also'.
The giant turned and replied, 'Silly Rabbi, kicks are for trids'.
(I now fear the existance of my account after that one)
--MAB
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