Apur-ee.191
net.jokes.q
utzoo!decvax!pur-ee!tgi
Sat Dec 19 18:42:35 1981
Re: dead babies
Q: What's clear on the outside and pink on the inside
  and doesn't move at all?

A: A dead baby in a large baggie.


Q: What's clear on the outside and green on the inside
  and doesn't move at all?

A: The same dead baby two weeks later.
--tgi

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