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net.jokes,net.jokes.limerick
utzoo!decvax!yale-com!hawley
Fri Dec 18 16:11:31 1981
More limericks...

Long distance is the next best thing ...


   There once was a woman named Joan
   Who liked to 'do it' by phone.
   Her expenses were paid
   For it was Ma Bell she layed,
   But now Joan's just a poor dial tone...


(written by) M. J. Hawley's girl friend.  (decvax!yale-comix!hawley)

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