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Thu Dec 17 22:05:51 1981
Re: Baby jokes.
What is blue and sits in the corner?
A baby playing with a plastic bag.
What is green and blue and stinks and sits in the corner?
The same baby 2 weeks later.
An ethnic walks into the doctor's office with a toad on his sholder.
The doctor says "How can I help you?"
The toad says "Can you get this wart off my ass!"
What do you call a trafic jam in Harlem?
A Blood Clot.
What are they driving in?
Blood vessels.
Where do they keep there money?
Blood bank.
What do A, B, The Comadors, The Jackson 5 and O have in common?
They are all blood groups.
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