Acsin.222
net.jokes.q
utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!csin!mickey@CCA-UNIX
Thu Dec 17 15:34:01 1981
More Elephant Jokes
What do female elephants use for tampons?

A: Sheep!

Why did the elephants have to stop using sheep as tampons?

A: They were afraid of getting toxic flock syndrome!

(I think the .q was a nifty idea - I can't really imagine anyone that
can walk (or drive) in the streets today would be offended by the
language or content of this group!)
                                       Mickey.

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