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Wed Dec 16 11:26:48 1981
Aggie War Story
The Texas governor's mansion was plagued by rats.  Nothing that
they tried would work; it seemed that there were more rats every
day.  In despair, the governor ordered in the Texas A&M Corps of
Cadets to storm the mansion and exterminate the rats.  A crack
troop of 200 rushed the mansion, guns blazing, grenades
exploding.

The rats were exterminated, 39 Aggies were wounded, and 6 came
home with war brides.

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