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Wed Dec 16 09:02:33 1981
In honor of Beethoven, whose birthday is today (Dec. 16).
After Beethoven died, a scratching noise was heard from his coffin.
It was opened and he was found busily erasing copies of his music;
Obviously, he was decomposing.
An oldy, but what the heck.
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