Aalice.239
net.jokes
utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!ihnss!mhtsa!alice!ark
Wed Dec 16 01:35:22 1981
How do you keep your cactus so healthy?
I subscribe to an Arizona newspaper,
and when it says it rained, I water the cactus.

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