Awatarts.1013
net.jokes
utzoo!decvax!watmath!watarts!geo
Wed Dec  9 21:46:39 1981
Not another light bulb joke
q: Why did Idi Amin tell 1000 people to commit suicide?
a: He was trying to keep up with the Joneses.

q: Why don't you hear more jokes about Jonestown?
a: The punch-line's too long.

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